Bagpipes keep playing in my head(musical accompaniment "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head")

I drink too much damned coffee.

That said, I am at an all time low. I can't see anything good in life today. This opinion will of course change of the course of the next 12 hours. But for right now, it just sucks. I also smoke too damned much. But, the way I figure it, once I finally quit I will have reached the point where my will power meets and/or exceeds my inherent streak of laziness. BTW, I will never (and I mean NEVER)quit coffee. Not even if it starts eating out the lining of my stomach. I don't care.

what the hell was my point??? Ah well. This is the danger in being a coffee and a cigarette addict. When you get home at the ass crack of dawn and are ready to sleep when the goddamned birds are all singing the bloody praises of the blasted and damned morning, you have directionless need to rant.

I still need a damned hobby. Porn just isn't enough. I really don't think it generally qualifies as a real hobby. I'll have to look it up. Or maybe my favorite elf will do it for me. She has this compulsion to look up these types of things. It's one of her most endearing qualities.

Other assignments:

Pornography - Where the hell did they get this word from anyway?

"end of line" - this is the geek quote, if you know what this is from you get the door prize