funkmaster J 

Time to sleep...

Ok, so I've had a strange night all by my own. And it has ben a bladt. Seee yoall tomorow! Enjoy the picx...I did thids mysdelf!

I RUL!!!!!!!!

Groovy! 

I haven't the faintest idea of how this happened....but I like it!

Hand's on fire...

Happy Birthday To Me

Don't I look thrilled? How old am I? Guess...

Yep, you guessed right...31, pat yourself on the back.

I'm off to get pist.

Time Flies...

...when you attach wings to a grandfather clock and throw it off of a 100 story building. Though problems occur when you try to fly with it. I am currently contemplating an experiment to control and extend my own time sense and find out for certain if there really are subliminal messages in television commercials. Anyone interested in helping please notify me and we will see what we can work out.

Well... now that some of my more random thoughts are purged. An update on my life for those who care. To those who don't, why in the hell are you reading this?

I have someone new in my life. She has asked that I not talk of her in this (slow) running commentary of my life. So all I will say is that I have found someone who compliments me in a way I had thought impossible. She will likely kill me for saying this much, but I am hoping she will forgive me this little indulgence.

I have recently made the decision to quit smoking...(yeah right) No, really I have. It is hard with all of the crap that seems to invade my life, but I am confident that I will eventually be able to end my disgusting dependency on these things. It also rankles me due to the fact that I am a hard core anti-establishment type of person I have absolutely no respect for authority and like to move at right angles to everything everyone else does. But, quite frankly, every rebellion eventually becomes and institution in my opinion. And so, I am in a constant state of reversal. This, in and of itself, becomes the norm and I end up having a need to break away from that particular habit. Eventually I think I will(on one of these awful nights) attain enlightenment, realize that I have indeed become God, realize then that this is absurd because I do not believe in said God and suddenly become a black hole sucking myself into another dimension where everything is pleasant shade of blue and get so depressed that I shoot myself in the head. After which I will discover that Heaven is in fact, only a waiting line for Hell. And Hell is in fact, an even longer waiting line for reincarnation. Proving once and for all that any contemplation of existence is pointless and that lobotomy is the only true path to happiness. But then, who the fuck cares anyway. Happy people annoy me.

Oh, yeah. The point of that little rant was that I hate those anti smoking ads and the fact that the government has decided to make us stop smoking by raising the taxes on cigarettes to the point where they are prohibitively expensive. This of course makes me want to smoke more. A mental state I am trying to avoid.

Quote of the day:

"Oh this is just great 2 billion dollars and we came up with a cigarette that smells like a fart and tastes like shit. Who the hell would sneak into a bathroom to smoke this?"

A thousand points if you know what movie this is from.