Happy Holidays, Joy to the World, blah, blah, blah...

Once again the joyous holidays are upon us and corporate america is doing it's best to make Turkeyday, Xmas, and NewyearsSaleday as happy as possible.

*WRETCH*

Once upon a time I used to care.

Anyhow, for an update on my life as a throw rug:

I went to Texas(Dallas to be specific) to visit my friend Brandon and his fiance Ewelina for Turkeyday. It was nice to get out of this obliterating cold and enjoy the warm weather and be someplace other than Chicago for a while. We made deep fried turkey and all the other nessessary extras and had a grand time. While I was there we went to the place where Kennedy was shot and saw where Oswald shot him from. It was interesting but held little emotion for me as I wasn't even a glimmer at the time he was killed. I took pictures and bought souvineres. I have returned and now I must attend to real life. My father and sister are running about in circles over her new puppy Darwin and I am trying to figure out where I go from here. Business has been picking up quite a bit and will pick up even more after everyone gets new computer and such for Xmas. Other than that I really wish I could just skip over this next month and go directly to 2006 and leave this year behind. My apologies to every one for being a downer, but I am in no mood for happiness and joy and being nice.

Oh yeah, by the way...Fuck Christmas, Fuck Christmas Trees, Fuck Presents, Fuck Wrapping Paper, and most especially FUCK CHRISTMAS CAROLERS!!! I'LL SHOVE THAT FIGGY PUDDING UP YOUR ASS! YOU HEAR ME! And finally...Fuck New Years. I'm ready for 2006 to be here now. I'm done with all of this.

To those who matter:
Happy Holidays and such...everyone else, eat me.