Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold beauty. 

beliefs etc...

Ok, so I think I've got it straight now...what I believe in.

Here it is:
I believe the world is round
I believe the universe was created by an all powerful being
I believe Jesus was on the ball about a lot
I believe Buddha became a God
I believe Mohammad was a smart cookie
I believe we are only renting
I believe the color blue is related to intelligence (the actual connection still eludes me)
I believe I will be dead eventually...the where and when are iffy
I believe depression is a part of life
I believe canned ham is the future
I believe coffee has supernatural powers
I believe mosquitoes have no purpose
I believe I am too tired to make sense
I believe that there is such a thing as real magic
I believe it shouldn't be tampered with by amateurs
I believe mathematics will evolve us
I believe mathematics with prove the existence of God (Allah, Buddha, Christ, Etc...)
I believe Anarchy would work (given a more evolved humanity)
I believe in reincarnation
I believe I am done

What do you believe?

OK, Now For Something Completely Different

I am going to change my attitude about my life. I must, it is required. Because if don't I will continue to descend to the utter bowels of self depreciation. This is a bad trend. I am going to start it with getting my basement (which has become the bane of my existence) renovated damnit! I have a mission, I just need massive amounts of caffeine and a lot of glue remover!

...and a lot of WILL POWER!

There Ain't No Justice

So I was arrested today.

They never tell you this, but handcuffs chafe like a mo fo. Apparently it is a criminal misdemeanor to drive on a suspended license in Illinoying. And apparently my license is suspended for something involving insurance. Funny thing, I have insurance and have had insurance forever. So I've been arrested for a bureaucratic screw up???

I am soooo fed up with this good for nothing state. Hell, this whole damned region is useless. The Midwest is a breeding ground for stupidity. Not only did I get all the pomp and circumstance of being arrested, but the reason I was pulled over in the first place (supposedly, though he knew my license was suspended even before he asked me for my license) was for not having my front license plate in the proper location...it was on my dashboard and not on the front center of the fender. Lord help us all. Last I had heard, IF YOU HAVE ONE ON THE BACK, THE FRONT ONE IS SUPERFLUOUS!!! I am anxiously awaiting the asteroid that is due to hit around October. It's supposed to be a world devastator.

DOWN WITH THE WONDERBREAD ESTABLISHMENT...ANARCHY NOW!

sleepy boy 

Bagpipes keep playing in my head(musical accompaniment "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head")

I drink too much damned coffee.

That said, I am at an all time low. I can't see anything good in life today. This opinion will of course change of the course of the next 12 hours. But for right now, it just sucks. I also smoke too damned much. But, the way I figure it, once I finally quit I will have reached the point where my will power meets and/or exceeds my inherent streak of laziness. BTW, I will never (and I mean NEVER)quit coffee. Not even if it starts eating out the lining of my stomach. I don't care.

what the hell was my point??? Ah well. This is the danger in being a coffee and a cigarette addict. When you get home at the ass crack of dawn and are ready to sleep when the goddamned birds are all singing the bloody praises of the blasted and damned morning, you have directionless need to rant.

I still need a damned hobby. Porn just isn't enough. I really don't think it generally qualifies as a real hobby. I'll have to look it up. Or maybe my favorite elf will do it for me. She has this compulsion to look up these types of things. It's one of her most endearing qualities.

Other assignments:

Pornography - Where the hell did they get this word from anyway?

"end of line" - this is the geek quote, if you know what this is from you get the door prize

City Sucker

Went into the city today, sometimes it's alright. But there are days when the city make me so damned depressed. I stare at all of the people driving in and trying to get the best place in line on the tollway and wonder what their hurry is. It's so stupid how so many try to outwit the traffic like it a living thing. ach, nevermind. I need a hobby...something to keep me sane.

Watched the special edition of butterfly Effect tonight. I don't like the director's cut of it. Sometimes the alternate ending isn't as good as the one they show in the theater I think. Some directors are always trying too hard to be "edgy" in their film making. If you are edgy you're edgy...you can't push something like that. Some people need to grow the hell up.

BTW check out the Andrew Blake site...

http://www.andrewblake.com/

Very nice photography, the guy's a genius.

Battlestart Galapagos

Man, I am toast. This weekend has left me without any braincells left. Between going to friends and family I am just TIRED. We got new phones yesterday though *yay*. I was so sick of our old cordless, it was never working. It would cut out in the middle of a conversation or it would not even get a signal in the first place. And it never was clear enough to hear the other person to begin with. Blech.

Anyhow, saw the new Battlestar Galactica Mini Series from Sci Fi channel today. Ok, the new more realistic battles are fine, and I like the new Cylon robots (the robot robots not those stupid human looking ones). But there are sooooo many inequities. 1: Starbuck is a GIRL????? NONONONO...Starbuck is supposed to be like the interstellar equivalent of James Bond, ok. This is just wrong! And ok, I'm gonna geek out here for a sec...I am a HUGE fan of the first series and I know it fairly well and the Cylons came from a separate race of Lizard like aliens...They weren't created by the humans! That said it was all right.

Damnit, I need a bloody shave.

Independance Day Sale (wretch)

Has anyone else noticed that the fourth of July this year has become less meaningful. I can remember when there was a lot more to the celebration of our nation's creation. Now it's become a Marketing point for stores to have a good sale and police to enforce obsolete laws. I mean several towns around me decided to have fireworks on the 3rd, what's up with that? This country is really beginning to scare me.